pov them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed.
her. all you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang you get me
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
We aren't ghost, but I'll take you under the sheets
Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no “What are you doing in my house?”
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?" Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me." The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything." The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too."
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
