Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!!!!
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
Get off me homes.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF!
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
