Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You think your wife vanishes into thin air? Nah, she's probably just gettin' up to do stuff when she thinks you're asleep, then hops back into bed when you turn on the light. Simple as that. You're probably just too dense to notice.