What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
What time is it when you walk in to the wall ? Time to get to bed 🛏
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
Named my dog syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say “get Down syndrome”
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer? The drawer has papers.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
