Furniture

Furniture Jokes

Punishment

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

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  • Lesbian

    How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

    None, it's all tongue and groove...

    Chair

    When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

    Mama

    Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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  • Couch

    I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

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  • Living Room

    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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  • Cow

    Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

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  • Helen Keller

    How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

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  • Joe Biden

    Government Briefing:

    Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

    ...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

    Table

    What's the difference between a man and a table?

    The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.

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