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Hospital Sleep Aid

Shower thoughts
2 years ago ·
  • Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

    There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. This is gonna be tough for you but I will try. The joke is that the person working at the hospital is literally helping the patients sleep by turning off their life support system. The beeping things are the machines that are keeping them alive. You see? AYN RAND would be ashamed of you.

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  • EEbullient Copperhead
    • In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
    • When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
    • So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital.
    • My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better. So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
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