I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
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I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.
What is the definition of clapped? Ur mum when i am in her bed
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
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Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed??
Because their parents can't!
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you? Because they stinks and now the room smells like elephant shit.
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Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are, I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!
I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
what time should you got to bed when its bedtime
Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"
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Why do men get great ideas in bed?
Cuz they are plugged into a genius!
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You’re so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.
