An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Listen up, genius. You think this is just some random art critique? Nah, it's a jab at the whole communist system. The painter's supposed to be glorifying Lenin and Soviet-Polish friendship, right? But instead, he paints Lenin's wife doing the horizontal tango with Trotsky. The punchline? Lenin's supposedly "in Poland," which is code for "he's being screwed over" while others are enjoying the spoils of the revolution. It's a diss at how the bigwigs are always off doing their own thing while the country goes to pot.
