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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? – Canned food.

The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many Knights.

What was the knight’s name that sat at the round table?


Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

Which one of Lord Arthur’s knights invented the round table.

Sir Cumference


What did the knight say to his younger brother? “Good night.”

You expected a silly pun there, didn’t you? That’s pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

What Knight is never wrong? Sir Tain

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

Good Knight!!! lul

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?


Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?

What do people say to knights when they go to bed. Good KNIGHT

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?


What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight

My name is bob and I am a cow. My Grandfather was a knight and his name was Sir Loin

Good Nite, boys. I like goodies

One a Knight was called a kuhnigitt that’s because he was one!!!j[iroyh’mjr’t[b

What game did Knights play most often