What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What Knight is never wrong? Sir Tain
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
My name is bob and I am a cow. My Grandfather was a knight and his name was Sir Loin
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
'Fortnite'
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
knight HAHAHAHA
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
