Knight jokes
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
What is an owl that wears armor?
16 is a knight? Mail.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.