Knight jokes
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!