What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
What Knight is never wrong? Sir Tain
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
I just beat the hollow knight and found it takes 26hr to beat it but it took me 69hr to beat it
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers