What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It's my fort knight
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
why are americans bad at chess the lost their towers
What Knight is never wrong? Sir Tain
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
CIRCUMFERENCE
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
I just beat the hollow knight and found it takes 26hr to beat it but it took me 69hr to beat it
