Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi
What did the knight say to his younger brother? “Good night.”
You expected a silly pun there, didn’t you? That’s pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight