Normal Night Routine in a Coffin for a Person and Their Friends and Family

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Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy. So, the joke is that this person casually gets into a coffin as if it's totally normal, right? The family is freaked out, but the friends are all like, "Meh, this is just Tuesday." It's funny because it's so unexpected and morbidly nonchalant. You wouldn't get it

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