Bed Jokes

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A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch)

One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!

Depression: Lie in bed

2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It is pasture your bed time

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.

Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to

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My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .