What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Bob: usudgbhdkb g
Ham: usudgbhdkb g
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
