Band jokes
Nickelback.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 馃槀
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What has eight legs and doesn鈥檛 rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
I鈥檇 like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"