What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
what do you call an emo group
suicide squad
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Bob: usudgbhdkb g
Ham: usudgbhdkb g
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
Skeletons love to be in band they love the trumbone
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
