Band jokes

What do you call an emo group?

Suicide squad.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

Which band doesn’t make music?

One Direction.

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

An eagle-lastic band!

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

Bob: usudgbhdkb g

Ham: usudgbhdkb g

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?

1979.

What instrument do skeletons play?

The Trombone!

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.