Nickelback jokes

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?

A nickel is actually metal.

Nickelback.

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

Like if you know someone is emo.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?