Band jokes
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Memes
Drums at Performance
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY