What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What's got 9 arms and sucks
Def Leppard
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagleastic band!
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington? I know how to use an exercise band.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
what do you call an emo group
suicide squad
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
Bob: usudgbhdkb g Ham: usudgbhdkb g
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
Skeletons love to be in band they love the trumbone
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Whats the Twin Towers most favourite band? Al Qaedirection.
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
