Band jokes
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Memes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.