Band jokes
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.