Band jokes
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Drums at Performance
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"