I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Hey, so this dude is at a concert and heckles the guitarist. The guitarist gets mad and threatens to hit him with the guitar. But the guy makes a play on words - "death fret" instead of "death threat" get it? It's funny because it's unexpected, you wouldn't know, you probably failed english class.
Gwen
LOL XD
Batman
lol