I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
Nickelback
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What's got 9 arms and sucks
Def Leppard
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagleastic band!
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
what do you call an emo group
suicide squad
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Bob: usudgbhdkb g Ham: usudgbhdkb g
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
Whats the Twin Towers most favourite band? Al Qaedirection.
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.