I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine dragon these balls
What did the skeleton play when je joined the band? A tromBONE
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
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D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
Nickelback
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
