What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
I love Little Mix.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
