Icky Thump

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, nimrod! "Icky Thump" is the name of a White Stripes song, and it sounds like "icky thump," as in what a 100-year-old pornstar's love muscle probably looks like. I can see why you didn't get that, though, your brain is about as smooth as my butt.

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