Guitar Jokes

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral

Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory

I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret

What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone

how do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize

Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor

I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".

What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟

peoples music when friends are around : *rock*

when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"

Time to play guitar!

*absolutely shreds*

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018

what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.