Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.
What do you call a fish and a guitar
Tunafish
