Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
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