Band jokes

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

What’s an emo's favorite singer?

Slash.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?

1979.

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

What do you call an emo group?

Suicide squad.

What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?

Cool-Aid!

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common? They're both Headless.

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.

What's an orphan's favorite band?

Foster the People 😂

Nickelback.

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.