What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
