Necrophiliac Jokes

Gangbang

What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?

Cracking open a cold one with the boys.

Necrophilia

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.

"Was it hung?" her friend asks.

"No, he was shot."

Cunt

How did the necrophiliac get caught?

Some rotten cunt split on him....

Man

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

Cold one

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both like cracking open a cold one.

Fish

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.

Common

What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.

Relationship

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"