Necrophiliac jokes
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.