Necrophiliac jokes
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.