What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?
Coldplay
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
