Poster jokes

Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

Hang in there, you all, Literally.

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

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Like if you love food!

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.