Guitarist jokes
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.