Guitarist jokes

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...

Why did the guitarist go to prison?

'Cause he fingered A minor.

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

What’s an emo's favorite singer?

Slash.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.