Guitarist jokes
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."