Band jokes
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.