
Band jokes
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Stressed Out - By - Twenty One Pilots and watersharky Music Productions - I wish I found some better sounds No one's ever heard. I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words. I wish I found some chords In an order that is new. I wish I didn't have to rhyme Every time I sang.
I was told when I get older All my fears would shrink. But now I'm insecure And I care what people think. My name's Blurryface and I care what you think. My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out We're stressed out
Sometimes a certain smell will Take me back to when I was young How come I'm never able to identify Where it's coming from? I'd make a candle out of it If I ever found it Try to sell it, never sell out of it I'd probably only sell one. It'd be to my brother, cause we have the same nose Same clothes, home grown The stone's throw from a creek we used to roam But it would remind us of when Nothing really mattered Out of student loans and tree house homes We all would take the latter My name's Blurryface and I care what you think My name's Blurryface and I care what you think
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out
Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face singing "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face singing "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out
We used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face saying "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
