Band jokes
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Memes
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.