Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
What’s a emos favourite singer Slash
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine dragon these balls
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
