Band Jokes

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.

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What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo

Q.What makes music on your hair?

A. A head band!

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers

What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.

have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face

me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.

What’s a emos favourite singer Slash

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What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.