Band jokes
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.