Band jokes
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.