Marie Antoinette jokes

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.