Marie Antoinette jokes

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?

$2 billion and high cholesterol.