100+ Best Attitude Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Emo kid

XxxegelordxxX · 7 years ago

What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.

Problem

Anonymous · 4 years ago

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

Comfort

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

The meme shows two images, one for extroverts and one for introverts. The image for extroverts shows a smiling person with the text "Extroverts be like: Get out of your comfort zone." The image for introverts shows a crying person with the text "Introverts be like: Please get out of my comfort zone."

Name

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

People

Anonymous · 4 years ago

You are all fucking disgusting!

Suicide

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

Friend

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A woman smiles as if listening to something on her phone. The text reads: "When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil."

Company

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Talent

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Whoa, Talent

A text message conversation showing someone saying 'I saw you fall in the hall yesterday.' The other person responds, 'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor' followed by 'Backwards???' and then 'I'm freaking talented.'

Face

not_pimi_gal2009 · 3 years ago

when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/

The image shows a two-panel comparison. On the left, Queen Elizabeth has a visible frown. On the right, a picture of Kate Middleton with a neutral expression. There is no text on the image.

Voice

NIFFTY · 2 years ago

yaaaaa

A split image of a chihuahua. On the left, it's snarling with teeth bared and the text says "My voice in real life". On the right, it's smiling sweetly and the text says "My customer service voice".

Winnie

Anonymous · 3 years ago

A meme featuring two images of Winnie the Pooh. The first image shows Winnie with a neutral expression next to the word "no". The second image shows Winnie in a tuxedo with a sly smile, next to the text: "I would like to imply that I will not adhere to thy henceforth vexingly dull-witted proposition."

Boyfriend

ur momy · 3 years ago

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Judge

Grizzlymilk · 3 years ago

Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves.

A white cat with black markings is sitting on a cat tree. The cat has a serious expression on its face and its paws are neatly tucked under its chest. The text overlay states, "Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves."

Storm

Drakes snake · 2 years ago

FR

A man stands next to a barbecue grill with a very large fire, accompanied by the text, "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."

Life

Anonymous · 3 years ago

YES

A young girl with Down syndrome smiles and gives two thumbs up. The text above her reads: "The ONLY disability in life is a BAD ATTITUDE." and below that it says "- Scott Hamilton".

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Im bro

A Winnie the Pooh character wearing sunglasses and a black trench coat with the text "How bro feels after announcing that he's taking a shit in the middle of the conversation."

Savage

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Im so savage SLAYYYY

A man with wide eyes and a long tongue sticking out.

Opinion

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A meme featuring an image of a person giving the middle finger, with the text overlay "Me" pointing to them. Someone on the left says "Your opinion.", and the meme begins with "When someone says "you can't wear that"."

Dog

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A dog stands with its front legs slightly raised as if ready to fight. The text "try me bitch" is written across the image.

Community talk

THE_rain

yall mean

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Im toxic asf. And I think its hot.

Clockwork Gerenuk

that shorty is acc so annoying why is his ego more than his height, no one likes him, he acc so annoying he needs to get lost and get a life hes not tuff