Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Small People.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Being mean.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584
Amelie is a meanie.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
