Attitude jokes

Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!

All y'all weird af.

Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

What do you call a booty that’s always negative?

A pessimist-cheek.

My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

What do bitches say?

"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

A retard walks into a bar.

Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!

Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.