Your mom's been giving me attitude lately so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did it caused me to lose 4 inches.
My attitude doesn’t have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Quote of the day-
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude? Orphan: ...
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
