Racist

Racist Jokes

Christmas

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Mario

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Asian

What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose

Paint

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

Road

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

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  • Nuke

    Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

    Phone

    Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

    Number

    Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

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  • Friend

    My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

    ...I told him to lighten up.

    Stereotype

    I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

    Hockey

    Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

    It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

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