Racist jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.