What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.

Why did the Chinese woman hang up?

Because she Wang the Wong number

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone

What do you call a Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band 'Jaun direction ’

I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ¨I will go ask God!¨ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ¨You are what you are!¨ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ¨What is wrong?¨ The zebra answers, ¨Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ´You are what you are!´¨ His friend says, ¨Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ´You is what you is!´

What do you call a white man in court??


What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They’re both fun to flip off.

I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny

what is the most difficult day in the ghetto fathers day

Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!

how do asians name there kids?

they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist.

What’s black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.

Dark humour : hell !!! aren’t people racist !!!

What Do You Call A Black Person Flying A Plane

A Pilot You Racist

God’s racist. He separated light from dark.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian