Racist jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)