Don’t be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He’s an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
Racist Jokes
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
Why did the Chinese woman hang up?
Because she Wang the Wong number
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call a blind racist? A not see
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They’re both fun to flip off.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers
What do you call a Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band 'Jaun direction ’
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
What’s the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14lb hammer.