What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Why did the Chinese woman hang up?

Because she Wang the Wong number

What Do You Call A Black Person Flying A Plane

A Pilot You Racist

So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone

what is the most difficult day in the ghetto fathers day

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist.

What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They’re both fun to flip off.

What do you call a white man in court??

SUPERIOR!!!

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ¨I will go ask God!¨ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ¨You are what you are!¨ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ¨What is wrong?¨ The zebra answers, ¨Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ´You are what you are!´¨ His friend says, ¨Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ´You is what you is!´

how do asians name there kids?

they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.

What’s black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.

What do you call a Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band 'Jaun direction ’

Dark humour : hell !!! aren’t people racist !!!

God’s racist. He separated light from dark.

I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.”

“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”

“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”

“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”

“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”

“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”

“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”

“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”

“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

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