Racist Jokes

Don’t be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He’s an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

Anonymous

What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.

Fábio Ferreira

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.
Anonymous

They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though

Anonymous

Why did the Chinese woman hang up?

Because she Wang the Wong number

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Anonymous

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Yo_boi_pizza

What do you call a blind racist? A not see

Mike Oxlong

Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop

white

So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone

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Anonymous

What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They’re both fun to flip off.

Anonymous

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan

D......fickenkid

What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.

U weirdo

Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers

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Adam navarro

What do you call a Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band 'Jaun direction ’

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Anonymous

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.

Sabishi

I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny

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What’s the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)

ur nan

I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.

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D......fickenkid

What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!

Anonymous

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14lb hammer.