Racist jokes
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.