Racist

Racist Jokes

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

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