Racist jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.