what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong...
You need mental help.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
If you wont to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
what's a mentally retarded person's favorite colour? clear
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas? Cancer
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
I troll under different usernames, I'm abit all over the place mentally.
What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital
