Attitude jokes

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

I'm a joke supremacist.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!

I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?

Orphan: ...

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.