Attitude jokes

No, no, no, I am cool.

Being mean.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Why are people joking about this stuff?

Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?

What do bitches say?

"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.

You lot are sick sons of bitches!

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Also, not love everyone.

A retard walks into a bar.

Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!

Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

Amelie is a meanie.

So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.

It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.