Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
Attitude Jokes
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.