Attitude jokes
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Being mean.
People generalize others too much.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Also, not love everyone.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
Small People.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I love not much.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?