Attitude Jokes

Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Quote of the day-

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.


So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls