Opinion jokes

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

like this if you don't like school.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."

How do you win an argument against an emo?

Kick the chair!

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"

Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.

The joke above me sucks.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.