Opinion jokes
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
This joke here is the worst.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
DO MEEEEEEE totaly didn't copy nobody ehehehe
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
John is not funny.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
I'm glad.