The 40+ Best Opinion Jokes

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...

How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female

What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire

my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices

Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.

GUYS, COMMENT BELOW IF I SHOULD DO A NAME REVEAL!

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.