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My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

My friend once said my opinion didn’t matter. I said why did you call me a female

why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD