Opinion Jokes

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The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...

How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire

My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.

Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.