Hate Jokes

person

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Anonymous
in Puns

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

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Anonymous

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...

But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Anonymous
in Puns

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll

Anonymous

I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

kenzie
in Ball

i hate myself

Meme.mp5

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

thotsgetblocked
in Orphan

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

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Anonymous

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

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Anonymoustache 99

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind

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LOLbye
in Puns

I really hate waiting to die..... Its taking a lifetime

g and g jokes

I hate these double standards.

if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"

Anonymous

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

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Like this post to have give someone you hate bad luck

commit slip'n'slide

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

J0K35
in Orphan

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

Korvus

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

Anonymous
in Depression

Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

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in Depression

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.