Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
i hate myself
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
I really hate waiting to die..... Its taking a lifetime
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
What planet did Hitler hate the most? Jewpiter.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
