"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll
I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
i hate myself
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
I really hate waiting to die..... Its taking a lifetime
I hate these double standards.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
What show does an orphan hate?
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.