Hate Jokes

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...

But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

i hate myself

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

I really hate waiting to die..... Its taking a lifetime

Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.

I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short