I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
