I hate these double standards.

if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

I hate 2 faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and f... me”

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

There are different people who hate DARK jokes

Teachers, Old people, and the KKK

I hate double standards if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re doing a good job if you burn a body t home you’re destroying evidence.

“I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, ‘You’re next.’ So I started doing the same to them at funerals, ‘You’re next.’”

what do fat demons hate, exorcise

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.

i hate stairs their always up to something

There’s 3 things I hate.

  1. Jokes
  2. Lists
  3. Irony

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.

I hate these double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and your doing a good thing, burn a body at home and your destroying evidence

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