15+ Best Decision Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Brain

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a man looking sad and distressed with the text "I didn't want a brain transplant" above his head. The bottom panel shows the same man, now smiling, with the text "but then, they changed my mind." next to his head.

Dick

A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."

Choice

The meme shows two panels. In the top panel, there are two buttons, one labeled "2+2" and the other "2x2". A hand is hovering over the "2x2" button. The bottom panel shows a person sweating, labeled "Me".

Crush

My recent tabs

Mom

Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".

Kitten

A picture shows four adorable kittens in a cage. Above the kittens are the words "THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED" and below are the words "YOU ARE FREN".

Coffee

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

Outcome

It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a shocked expression, his hand covering his mouth. Text above him reads "Me acting shocked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes."

Freedom

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

Response

How to say “I love you” be like :

The image shows six different cartoon characters and their alternative responses to the phrase "I love you". The first character, a yellow X, says "Thanks". The second character, a blue 4, is laughing nervously. The third character, a green 2, says "Who doesn't?". The fourth character, a gray 8, says "Why?". The fifth character, a black 7, says "YEET". The sixth character, a blue 6, says "A horrible decision, really."

Outcome

Close up of the side of Woody's face from Toy Story with a surprised expression. The text reads, "Me acting shocked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes."

Dog

An old, black and tan dachshund dog with its tongue out is looking eagerly at two lime green sticky notes held by a human hand. The left note says "Get blown up" and the right note says "Get a treat!".

Boundary

A classical painting style image shows a young woman with long dark hair, wearing a green and blue dress, sitting gracefully on a moss-covered rock. She is looking to her left, with a serene expression, under a starry night sky with trees in the background. Overlayed in white text are the words: "due to not wanting to, I will not. thanks."

Kermit

A photo of Kermit the Frog with arms outstretched and the text "Let's not make any gay decisions."

Life

A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Jokes

Parent

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

MEd

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Blackjack

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.