What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Black Person Jokes
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
JAMAL
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
