Black person jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Memes
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.