Attitude jokes
Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
I love not much.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Small People.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Your face.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?