Attitude jokes
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Memes
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I love not much.
Small People.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Your face.
No, no, no, I am cool.