Attitude jokes

Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!

Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.

Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.

Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!

Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!

Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!

Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!

Why do they act so emo?

Because they are all retards.

Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

What do you call a booty that’s always negative?

A pessimist-cheek.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

Small People.

I love not much.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

Your face.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

No, no, no, I am cool.