Attitude

Attitude jokes

Inch

  • Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

    Sh

  • If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

    Gay Man

  • Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

    Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

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  • Loser

  • Kid: Hi Mum!

    Mum: Hi, Loser!

    Kid: Why?

    Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

    Kid: Waaaaaaa!

    I know this is not funny, but who cares?

    People

  • People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

    I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

    Piece

  • Bully: You are a piece of shit.

    Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

    Mama

  • Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!