Attitude jokes
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Your face.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
Be nice.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.