Attitude jokes
People generalize others too much.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
I'm a joke supremacist.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
What the fuck is wrong with people?
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Being mean.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Be nice.