Attitude jokes
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Also, not love everyone.
You are all fucking disgusting!
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What happened
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Mad Pussy.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.