My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
You are all fucking disgusting!
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
