Attitude jokes
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
The homophobes writing these jokes.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
You are all fucking disgusting!
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."