Art jokes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Drawned.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.