Art jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Purple.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
When you fail art school.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.