I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Purple.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
