Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo Mama's Ugly Portraits
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how ugly your mama is. Like, she's so fugly that her portraits don't even want to be around her, so they off themselves. Get it? Your mama is the monster.
ChristmasTree
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped your grandparents.
Aftershock
Yo mama so ugly that her mother had to feed her with a slingshot.
Papa
Yo mama so ugly that she has to do job interviews while she is facing the wall.
IWantToGetAGirlfriend
Yo mama so ugly that when she visits her therapist they make her lie face down.
Threesome
Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason Spider-Man wears a mask.