Andrew jokes

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.

AIDS?

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

Hi Andrew, this is Nick.

He's homeless.

Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...

The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?

Person 2: Andrew?

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Remember the name Ben Andrews.

Levi and Andrew are fat.

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)

Andrew Tate.

Andrew Tate.

(That's the joke!)

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.