Andrew Jokes

Billy
in School

AIDS

Andrew

Person 1: hi i am tom… and you ? person 2: andrew ?

Jason

An drew a picture of Andrew

Anonymous

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school Hi

Nick
in Angel

hi Andrew this is nick

Knight Sonnenberg

so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

That guy

What’s young, red and hot ptsd?

Prince Andrew victims

Anonymous

He’s homeless. Another: Oh he must be A “Sheer” (as in Andrew Sheer) survivor…The other :No, he’s a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

Kyle
in Fat

Levi and andrew are fat

Sawcon

When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.

That guy

Roses are red violets are blue don’t let your kids next to Prince Andrew

D......fickenkid

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter? Jill came down and she had Two Fifty! Oh what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

deviruzh or devirush

Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "

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D......fickenkid

I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigerates at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)

Kitten

My freind Andrew once told me that “weird is high and drunk at the same time”

Anonymous

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home 🏡 was your night night you and had fun I had dinner 🍴 night time and a tree 🌳 I had dinner 🥘 is it a magic time dinner 🥘 I have been home 🏠 was good