Midget Ventriloquist

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it uses wordplay. "Ventriloquist" sounds like "vent, rillo, quist", which is like saying you're fisting a little person's vent. You probably have no idea what ventriloquism is, so here's the 4-1-1. Ventriloquism is the art of making it seem like your voice is coming from somewhere else. Now, go ask your mom to explain the birds and the bees to you. You need it.