My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red
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Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, the dude writes a poem for his girlfriend's sister, right? Sounds sweet at first, all roses and violets. But then BAM! He hits her with the "I'm always watching you" line. Classic bait and switch. You think it's gonna be romantic, but it turns into a creepy stalker poem. And you? You are probably still single.