What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Alright listen up, chucklenuts. This joke is funny 'cause it's using the same verb "hang" to describe two different scenarios. Jesus was nailed to a cross (a symbol of Christianity), and paintings are hung on walls with nails. Get it? It's a dark joke because the crucifixion isn't exactly sunshine and rainbows. I can tell you like it.