What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
I got rejected from art school today so yeah
They laughed at my crayon drawing. So I laughed at their chalk outline.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
God's consciousness: Art God's unconsciousness: Christianity
I drew a picture of Colby
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
