They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
I got rejected from art school today so yeah
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do lesbians love to use in art class? Scissors.
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
