Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
