Art jokes
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.