What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
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Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Purple.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
