“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
What do lesbians love to use in art class? Scissors.
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
God's consciousness: Art God's unconsciousness: Christianity
I drew a picture of Colby
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
when you fail art school
What is your name in my phone 📲 I love ❤️ your house 🏡 I have been in your art 🖼 for
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
Blame Austria for creating Hitler who we know today. He failed art school.
You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
