Art jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Purple.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.