Paint

Paint Jokes

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"

A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.

*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND