What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall-----Depends on how hard you throw them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? -depends how hard you throw them

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

Did you hear about the dead artist

Too many strokes

What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette

What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

depends on how hard you throw them.

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