What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck