What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
My Xbox has been acting up lately...
So I painted it black to make it run faster
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
What Can Change Color and get beat up? You
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.
I painted my black ps5 white so the controller would run faster
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck
