What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.
“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
- in Washington D.C.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
What is blue but smells like red paint?
- Blue paint
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
how many babies does it take to paint a wall: it depends on how hard you throw them
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
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