What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

• in Washington D.C.

Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

How many children does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw.

What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

What is blue but smells like red paint?

• Blue paint

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?

Only the wife was hung up

My Xbox has been acting up lately…

So I painted it black to make it run faster

How many babys does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

How many kids does it take to paint a wall ?

Depends on how hard u throw them 😂😂😂😂

What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw