Michael Jackson's Paint

Okay, listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is all about wordplay. See, "Dutch Boy" sounds like "Dutch Boy," which is a brand of paint. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda silly. You probably thought Michael Jackson used glitter or somethin', huh? You're so dumb that you probably think paint is edible, which it is NOT! It's full of chemicals that would make your brain even mushier than it already is.