What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
