Art

Art Jokes

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Rap

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Poem

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?

In case he had to draw a crowd.

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Man

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

Rhythm

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"