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My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

confucius man asy Full retard. it’s an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.

I got rejected from art school today so yeah

Why didn’t the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn’t have the heart to put into it.

“Don’t sneeze”

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.

Also,

“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked “where are you going”

He said “Camp Bin Laden”

I asked “what do they do there”

He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.”

I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts?”

He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”

What do you call a cripple with no arms or legs waiting outside your front door Matt The same guy guy in public park Art Same guy floating in the ocean Bob