Art jokes
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Staring (DYM 119).
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Be papered.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
When you fail art school.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.
"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.
In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.
But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.
So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.
And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.
In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.