What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
They laughed at my crayon drawing. So I laughed at their chalk outline.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??
Artistic
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
@DreamBlue
