Art jokes
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.