what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
