What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
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The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
God's consciousness: Art God's unconsciousness: Christianity
I drew a picture of Colby
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
when you fail art school
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What is your name in my phone 📲 I love ❤️ your house 🏡 I have been in your art 🖼 for
Blame Austria for creating Hitler who we know today. He failed art school.
“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
