Ventriloquist jokes

Midget

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.

Uncle

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Dwarf

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

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  • Medium

    Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

    Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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  • Helen Keller

    How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

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  • Neighbor

    My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

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