Ventriloquist jokes
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.