Ventriloquist jokes
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.