Ventriloquist jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.

Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.

How does a woman scare their gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist.

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.