Ventriloquist jokes
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.