Ventriloquist jokes
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.